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Wednesday, April 20, 2011“A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken.”
-Proverbs 15:13
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Q: Which Old Testament character was known for having a foul mouth at a young age?
A: Job - He cursed the day he was born. (Job 3:1)
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Q: Where is baseball mentioned in the Bible?
A: - In the big inning (Genesis 1:1)
- Genesis 3:6- Eve stole first and Adam stole second
- Numbers 11:32 "Ten homers"
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Q: What man in the Bible had no parents?
A: Joshua, the son of Nun
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Q: If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
A: Because he would be several thousand years old.
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Q: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A: Because of Job 16:12, "I was at ease, but he hath broken me asunder: he hath also taken me by my neck, and shaken me to pieces…”
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Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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11 comments:
Haha.. did you extract these? I keeping wanting to figure out how many smile faces :) are in the KJV bible. There's quite a few.. kinda fun. I can't seem to be able to search for them though, hmm.
I needed the Smile :)
Very funny! I especialy like the one that said: Your mother ate us out of house and home. Even though that one is my favor it, I thought they all are very funny.
Your brother in Christ,
Grant
That's pretty funny. I really like the one about Moses. Thanks for posting, nice site by the way, I like your photography.
GRIN! Mission accouplished!
LOL! These were awesome! I particularly liked the one about Job and the chiropractor XD
Squeaks.
Those answers are hilarious man. Great job. :)
Hey Dakota!
Cute post and I especially like the e-mail you sent. Very well done.
God Bless,
PJ
Ha-ha-ha. I like this. Cute and clean. This should be the kind of laugh we get everyday instead of the foul-mouthed words of today's generation.
I'm glad I found you, too. I have a prayer request.
Blessings.
Grace
Dakota,
Ha, ha! These were good! :)
-L. Rose
:D Thanks for posting!
I love this!
I needed the smile :)
Love,
Victoria
www.victoriasgirlygirlcorner.blogspot.com
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