Cheer Up

“A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken.”

          -Proverbs 15:13

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Q: Which Old Testament character was known for having a foul mouth at a young age?

A: Job - He cursed the day he was born. (Job 3:1)

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Q: Where is baseball mentioned in the Bible?

A: - In the big inning (Genesis 1:1)
    - Genesis 3:6- Eve stole first and Adam stole second
    - Numbers 11:32 "Ten homers"

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Q: What man in the Bible had no parents?

A: Joshua, the son of Nun

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Q: If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?

A: Because he would be several thousand years old.

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Q: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?

A: Because of Job 16:12, "I was at ease, but he hath broken me asunder: he hath also taken me by my neck, and shaken me to pieces…”

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Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.


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11 comments:

Zachary Bruno said...

Haha.. did you extract these? I keeping wanting to figure out how many smile faces :) are in the KJV bible. There's quite a few.. kinda fun. I can't seem to be able to search for them though, hmm.

Susie aka Sue said...

I needed the Smile :)

Grant said...

Very funny! I especialy like the one that said: Your mother ate us out of house and home. Even though that one is my favor it, I thought they all are very funny.

Your brother in Christ,
Grant

Michael Wright said...

That's pretty funny. I really like the one about Moses. Thanks for posting, nice site by the way, I like your photography.

Marijo (Mary Jo) Phelps said...

GRIN! Mission accouplished!

Squeaks said...

LOL! These were awesome! I particularly liked the one about Job and the chiropractor XD

Squeaks.

Joshua said...

Those answers are hilarious man. Great job. :)

PJ said...

Hey Dakota!

Cute post and I especially like the e-mail you sent. Very well done.

God Bless,
PJ

Hi! I'm Grace said...

Ha-ha-ha. I like this. Cute and clean. This should be the kind of laugh we get everyday instead of the foul-mouthed words of today's generation.
I'm glad I found you, too. I have a prayer request.
Blessings.
Grace

Lady Rose said...

Dakota,

Ha, ha! These were good! :)

-L. Rose

Victoria said...

:D Thanks for posting!
I love this!
I needed the smile :)

Love,
Victoria

www.victoriasgirlygirlcorner.blogspot.com

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